The latest Greek joke about jobs…

A guy has 1 PhD, 2 Masters, plus he graduated from university with the highest mark. Trying to find  a job, he goes to the most crowded commercial boulevard of Athens, the famous Ermou street (the second most expensive in Athens, in the top 20 in the world, once no.6 most expensive in the world).

He enters a shop and goes to the owner:

– “Hello. This is my CV. I would like to be hired in your company”

– “Are you sure?”

– “Of course.”

– “Ok, you can start tomorrow. You will be working 4 hours per day. You will have a salary of 3.000 Euro / month. Your company car will be a Mercedes and you will choose from some of our models, whom you prefer to be your driver and your secretary”.

– “Sir, are you making fun of me?”

– “You started it.”